glockgal: Sean Bean and Michelle Rodriguez star in a movie and the plot twist is that they’re both alive and well in the end.
[I had a friend ask me, ‘Are you gonna go on] SNL and you’re going to do like a...– Kanye West (via tweepunk)
claydols: my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
Languages die like rivers. Words wrapped round your tongue today And broken to...– Carl Sandburg, from “Languages” in Chicago Poems (Henry Holt, 1916)
blowmeblaine: blowmeblaine: blowmeblaine: the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right the two most important things in every girl’s life the boobs and the laptop
agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we built a tunnel to your country
slay-z: 1017andpregnant: ohstephyy: my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video. omfg i’m laughing WAY too fucking hard