May 2013
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glockgal:
Sean Bean and Michelle Rodriguez star in a movie and the plot twist is that they’re both alive and well in the end.
“[I had a friend ask me, ‘Are you gonna go on] SNL and you’re going to do like a...”
– Kanye West (via tweepunk)
claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
“Languages die like rivers.
Words wrapped round your tongue today
And broken to...”
– Carl Sandburg, from “Languages” in Chicago Poems (Henry Holt, 1916)
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blowmeblaine:
blowmeblaine:
blowmeblaine:
the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra
also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right
the two most important things in every girl’s life
the boobs and the laptop
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agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
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Watchslay-z:
1017andpregnant:
ohstephyy:
my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.
omfg
i’m laughing WAY too fucking hard
