December 2011
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swagdemort:
why are graveyards so noisy?
because of all the coffin.
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
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Disappointed Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
scarfofswag:
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle reflects
Sean Lock: ...And you believe that two men can't live together happily in a relationship.
David Mitchell: That's, uh, that's not what homeopathy is...
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“When your only female character exists to be battered and abused, that is lazy...”
– Monica Byrne.
Zing.
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“Well, I’ve changed the course of music five or six times. What have you done...”
– Miles Davis to Nancy Reagan at a White House dinner in 1987 after she’d inquired as to what he’d done with his life to merit an invitation. source (via marxisforbros)
Eh this is completely wrong. He was actually quite fond of the Reagans. It was at a White House dinner however. Here is what...
“Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
(via andyouhavetogivethemhope)
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