April 2011
Analysis of Tom from (500) Days Of Summer as a...
brosephstalin / joshishollywood:
Summer is rather up front with Tom about her intentions
Tom says that’s cool
It’s clearly not cool
But he says it’s cool anyways because he thinks he can change her perception of relationships
He can’t
Summer does exactly what she said she was going to do
Tom hates her for it
Tom cries and is a complete dick to everyone
The joke here is that Tom is not a...
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braincrack / theprincedouche / coquilles / korras:
does anyone on tumblr fucking know what ovaries are
ovaries are not an erogenous zone
if you feel symptoms of arousal in your ovaries you may have a biological disorder
exploding ovaries are FUCKING PAINFUL
why are you equating childbirth to sexuality anyway?
lmfao im crying
bless this post dot png
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“Aside from being one of the most idiotic moments in American political history,...”
– The Washington Post on Racism Is Alive and Well ‘11 (or: Obama Produces Birth Certificate)
When you're the only one who knows the song.
noxmecapit:
CRYING at that gif
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“During his presidency, no one ever questioned whether George W. Bush was...”
– Is Obama an ‘affirmative action president’? (via robot-heart-politics)
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Because as we all know, if there's anything...
jooleah / sunshinecaroline:
I’m not sure what that flash mob was supposed to accomplish. All the song said was Barbra Streisand.
“I want to look at it, but I hope it’s true,” he added. “He should have done it a...”
– Donald Trump, commenting today after President Obama released his birth certificate in order to shut his dumb ass up.
so much bullshit in just three short sentences, so much
(via squintyoureyes)
You mean to tell me in 2011, a man that has been elected by *this* country as president, actually...
pussying out of doing my coursework properly and...
bigcoppershlemmies:
inflight-entertainment:
bad idea because i got no more than 18 marks out of 40.
i really just dont care.
And you scolded me?
How many marks is it for a C?
That’s all I’m aiming for.
Most importantly, I’m doing mine on Panda Sex, almost inclusively because I’ve already written “Porn” four times and all I’ve done is the bibliography. I even get to use the word libido.
...
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pussying out of doing my coursework properly and...
bad idea because i got no more than 18 marks out of 40.
i really just dont care.
even if i did just crash land on planet dork:... →
pikitis / flycatcher / figglesworth / roxanneritchi
oh my god fandom will you fucking stop with the sombreros and the maracas and the ponchos and the hilarious ~mexican~ mustaches
SPOILER ALERT: RACISM ISN’T FUNNY
~*~the more you know~*~
#looking at you: #young justice #homestuck
No to No to AV
pluseyes / sazzlepops / pigblog / simon-quinlank:
AHahhA hHAHEHUHO haHHOdfgfyoiiaguAgAgIK
:D
BEST THING
