elizabitchtaylor: film about a group of men getting into shenanigans= “comedy” film about a group of women getting into shenanigans= “chick flick” film about a friendship between two men= “buddy flick” film about a friendship between two women= “chick flick” emotional film about father/son relationships= “drama” emotional film about mother/daughter relationships= “chick flick” film about a...
Jimmy Carr: I've done some quite bad things at funerals.
Nick Grimshaw: Like what?
Jon Richardson: Widows.
heatherbat: nehirose: the-vashta-nerada: fun fact about the human body! if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out you would have enough to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction OH GOD THE UGLY LAUGHTER. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
thiscuntsays: I would also like to bitch about the fact that we can put women on the covers of national magazines with phallic objects in their mouths being sucked and licked I have yet to see a fella pretending to eat pussy on the cover of goddamn GQ. Fuck men’s magazines and the bullshit they get away with, honestly.
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
The best way to dehumanize someone while claiming you’re not is to believe you...– The danger of worldviews (Speaking when the world sleeps)
Mark Ruffalo on terror advisory list
Actor Mark Ruffalo has been placed on a terror advisory list by U.S. officials after organizing screenings for a new documentary about natural gas drilling. The “Zodiac” actor arranged showings for “GasLand” earlier this year and voiced his concerns about the practice in relation to the national water supplies. But his efforts to raise awareness and demand a stop to natural gas drilling...
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smirkinglittleshit: if you say you’ve never found an animated character even remotely attractive you’re either lying or you’re lying.
Male comics are always coming up to me and they’re like ‘Hey Natasha. Don’t you...– Natasha Leggero (via heytinafey)