I met David online. He was an elf and I was an orc.We did everything together, even though I was in Salford and he was in Beijing.
Fought dragons.
Captured citadels.
Fell in love.AWWWWWWWW!
Listen, Gently, you are many things. Many many annoying and incompetent things. But you are not a killer. At least, not intentionally. I am sure your blithering ineptitude will kill someone one day but, you know, not with this level of skill.
